Rent My Noggin!™

"What makes Robyn different is her ability to listen and really hear what her clients are saying and what they mean." Myrna F. Stacey, CPA, QuickBooks Guru

 

  • Do you have some marketing "things" you've been meaning to do, but you don't know where to begin?
  • Do you need to write copy, but you can't get motivated?
  • Do you need a productive brainstorming session? One that produces a doable action plan and accomplishes real tasks?
  • Do you want to unleash your Inner Creativity Creature (yes, we all have one), but you need someone to help tame and manage the beast?
  • Do you want to kick some serious butt in 2010, but you don't quite know how to manage that?
  • Do you wish you could corner a writer/marketing guru for just a couple hours and pick her brain on things like website content, social media, and email marketing?

Then What Are You Waiting For? Rent My Noggin!

1.5 Hours
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2.5 Hours
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4 Hours
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One of the things I love most is sharing my knowledge, insight, experience, and opinions with business owners. I get jazzed helping people, and I love how the creative process works when you get a bunch of people together who are willing to look at things just a little bit differently than everyone else. I love working with business owners who see the value in knowledge, who desire to succeed, who already work hard, but need that extra creative edge every now and then. I'm that edge.

"Whether it is web site copy, brochures, newsletters, or articles Robyn understands the marketing communications goal of each. She approaches her work with great practicality, incredible creativity, strong business savvy, and an amazing work ethic. I know that when Robyn gives a deadline, she will meet that deadline with a quality product. She is also great at keeping her clients on track! She works with them to set the plan and professionally helps them stay focused and get their tasks done." Susan LaPlante-Dube, Principal, Precision Marketing Group

Rent My Noggin and Get It Done NOW!

When you rent my noggin (it sounds so much better than "brain," doesn't it?), that's what you get: me, my thoughts, my experience, my knowledge, my opinions, my insights—dedicated to you and your business. You'd be surprised what we can accomplish together during a dedicated amount of time. And guess what? We can do it all over the phone, online, or through webcam (if/when available).

"Robyn is a one-woman ‘make it happen’ machine. To top it all off...she’s actually a nice person! It’s always ‘win-win’ when Robyn is around.” Candy O’Terry, Assistant Program Director, Magic 106.7, Boston

Here's What I'm Offering
(These are intro prices—get 'em while you can!)

Rent My Noggin for 1.5 Hours ($100)

This is perfect for new business owners, fellow copywriters, students, or people who want to test this whole "Rent My Noggin" theory out. Here are examples of tasks we can do (you'd select one task or something comparable).

  • Creating a 12-month editorial calendar for your newsletter, complete with some brainstormed subject lines and copy points (in bulleted format)
  • Revising the "Welcome Letter" and setting up 1-2 auto responder emails in Constant Contact (or comparable email vendor)
  • Discussing strategies for launching your own freelance copywriting business (perfect for new copywriters and students)
  • Providing feedback on 2-3 website pages, including thoughts on "look & feel," calls to action, and basic SEO elements (title tag, description, etc.)
  • Being part of a design review/discussion; maybe you're investing in new logos, website design, or some other creative. Get my feedback and learn about some tools to use online to get even more feedback!
  • Tutorials: ask me anything about email marketing, social media, SEO, writing for websites, writing for print, and more. (I'll share my knowledge, but I won't BS you either. I'll tell you when I don't know the answer, and I'll point you in the right direction for getting an answer.)
  • YOUR TASK HERE. It's up to you! Do you have something in mind that's not on this list? No problem…as long as the task can "get done" in 1.5 hours, I'm willing to consider it.

 

Rent My Noggin for 2.5 Hours ($225)

This is ideal for businesses that need an extra push going into the next quarter. It's also great for businesses that have a marketing person or department but need some extra brain juice. Here are examples of tasks we can do together (you'd select one task or something comparable):

  • Creating a 12-month editorial calendar for your newsletter, complete with some brainstormed subject lines and copy points (in bulleted format) AND brainstorming 2-3 article pitches (either articles you or someone from your company writes…or article ideas that a PR person can pitch to the media)
  • Providing feedback on 3-5 website pages, including thoughts on "look & feel," calls to action, basic SEO elements (title tag, description, etc.). This task would also involve rewriting calls-to-actions, brainstorming new offers, reviewing landing pages (especially those tied to pay-per-click campaigns), and creating 1 page of FRESH content on the spot.
  • Out-of-the-box marketing idea brainstorm. During the first half of our session, we'll brainstorm a ton of ideas. During the second half, we'll select a few top ideas, drill down, and create action/execution plans.
  • YOUR TASK HERE. It's up to you! Do you have something in mind that's not on this list? No problem…as long as the task can "get done" in 2.5 hours, I'm willing to consider it.

 

Rent My Noggin for 4 Hours ($375)

This package is perfect for businesses that are gearing up for a new quarter or new year. It's also perfect for businesses that really value a team approach and that already have a team in place but want an added "something-something" (that's me!) for a dedicated amount of time. We can split this session up, if you like: one hour a week for four weeks, two hours a week for two weeks, or all at once. If you opt for the four hours all at once and your business or selected meeting place is within 15 miles or so of me (I'm in Framingham, Mass.), we can meet in person.

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“Robyn is an outstanding copywriter and the best website writer I know. She has a gift for putting the right degree of sales spin on any subject. I always learn a lot when I work with her, beginning with my writing a column for a newsletter that she did a superb job of editing. In fact, I first met Robyn after I wrote a fan letter for one of her great newsletter articles.” Susan Weiner, CFA, Owner of Investment Writing

How Does This Work? It's as Simple as 1-2-3

  1. Choose which "Rent My Noggin" package you want and place your secure order using a credit card or PayPal. Make sure your contact info is complete and correct, especially your email address.
  2. Be on the lookout for an email from me within two business days of your order (if you don't get one, email me at robyn@etrobbins.com or call 508-561-4543). Based on the package you opted for, I'll include some materials in the email that will help us narrow down what you want to accomplish. We'll also determine a date and time for our session.
  3. Our Rent My Noggin session takes place.
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